best joke gets iron donor!!!

I use to be an adventure like u,until the Creeper Nation attacked.

i was in the survival games. i had a diamond and gold sword. i thought since the gold pickaxe mines faster than the diamond, the same was with the sword. so, i used the gold sword over the diamond. later, i found out this was NOT true. epic fail.

gold pickaxe doesn't mine faster :S

oh.. woopsss.

*Knock Knock*

Who's there?

Boat.

Boat what?

Boat swish swoosh...

#1 Person: Whats the difference between a chicken and a dicfor?
#2 Person: A chicken spams eggs and....
#1 Person: Uh huh.
#2 Person: Whats a dickfor?
#1 Person: *Laughs*
#2 Person: (>-_-')>

neither of your comments were minecraft related _PeaceKeeper_

How does a regular minecrafter react on tekkit?

Well here is your answer:

If a picture is worth a thousand words, this is one long joke :

Who need swag when you got Minecraft.

guy 1 : you build in minecraft its so epic theres different blocks!
guy 2: you dont say?

Wow i expected more people... i guess i have more chances to win now

1.
You...you are REALLY PISTON ME OFF!!!

2.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

If you just wanted another Minecraft one:

3.
God: I made the entire world!
Notch: Yeah? I made an endless world!
God: I can make circles!
Notch: ...

second had nothing to do with minecraft while third one was already told

Minecraft...... Just what we need, more boxes. I mean seriously. We are placing boxes made out of smaller boxes while watching a box "the Monitor".

you must have a really old monitor , well i belive we have a ... BOXCEPTION!

Miniblocks mod.

Found this picture, it's pretty funny.

1. once apon a time, the end
2. I once was an adventurer like you, then I'm a dwarf and I'm diggin' a hole. Diggy Diggy when i grow up, i want to be a potato for the people who are still alive, ooohhh im still alive yeah.

There seems to be a bug in my bucket.